Weaponised R

Annoy your friends! Vex your coworkers! Confound your collaborators!

Step right up, useRs, for jammr, a package that weaponises a user's R session against them in barely 30 lines of code. When loaded, it performs a litany of mischief, chiefly but not exclusively:

1. Sets T to FALSE;
2. Sets F to TRUE;
3. Sets pi to exactly 3, and;
4. Disables the emitting of all warning, error or diagnostic messages, which should make working out what on earth is going on great fun.

Once loaded, you can then call clean() - the only exported function - which prints a ton of newlines to cover up your silliness, generates a facsimile of the R loading message, and then unloads jammr, allowing you to get away with it regardless of the presence of those meddling kids.

Use

devtools::install_github("ironholds/jammr")
library(jammr)
clean()

And then walk away giggling.